The Action Mutant Reviews

The Action Mutant… is slated to direct “Tussle at the Docks”. God, I hope this isn’t a gay porno. Rumble in the Bronx review by Joe Burrows ...

The Action Mutant… puts a foot in the ass of the innocent to protect them! Dumbass! Robocop review by Joe Burrows Perspective: Ah, the 1980s...

The Action Mutant… would never point out that Sonny’s last name is slang for “marijuana”. Return of the Street Fighter review by Joe Burrows...

The Action Mutant… has never seen Laser Mission …how odd. Rapid Fire review by Joe Burrows Perspective: I won’t go on the predictable Brando...

The Action Mutant… knows Ollie Reed’s not dead…he’s just pickled. Rage to Kill review by Joe Burrows Perspective: You know, I’m always heari...

The Action Mutant… may not be smarter than a 5th grader, but can the kid go through Bronson’s filmography? Point of No Return review by Joe ...

The Action Mutant… thinks Lee Marvin can fuck people up from the dead! Point Blank (1967) review by Joe Burrows Perspective: Simple analogy ...